Horse Shaped Fireplace???

Today on the bus me and my bro were talking to Matthew. He is very gullible and is kind of strange...Anyway he was talking about this new fireplace he got. He asked us if we had one. We really don't but Matthew didn't know that! So I said we had a big old steamer of a fireplace that we called Ol' Bessie. We kind of got to how it looked and Tyler said it was shaped like a horse. We said we burn everything in there because "thats how we do things". We told him we didn't like cereal so we threw it in Bessie. We supposedly threw jackets and mice and everything....and he still believed us. It was hilarious! We told him we threw everything in the mouth and you could kind of see it through his belly because "it was sort of see-through". He's way too gullible. I mean seriously? Who has a fireplace that resembles a horses' body? He still dosen't know. Heehee