Q: Create a 100 word story about pirates and ninjas.
A: Once there was this ninja who decided to make the most excellent cup of coffee ever. There was a pirate who also wanted the same thing. The ninja put tomatoes in his to give it an Italian flavor but it failed. The pirate went mexican on the coffee and added taco mix. They both submitted their orders to starbucks. They waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and finally the letters came. They excitedly tore open the envelopes hoping for their chance at coffee fame. None of the ideas worked because, really, who does that sort of thing? Seriously.
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